1.   Both the outdoor and print ads depict the tail of a Delta Shuttle and the front engine of an Acela train.

2.   A more realistic ad might depict a bag lady sitting next to a grocery cart.

3.   All print ads depict television sets floating in empty rooms, with various ZDTV programs on their screens.

4.   In reality, however, the ads depict blown moments.

5.   One ad depicts Helms with young girls on his knee, cooing about their cuddly, loveable old grandfather Jesse.

6.   One ad depicts the Crucifixion and an Asolo climbing boot.

7.   One ad depicts a wrinkled woman with black teeth clutching a cigarette.

8.   So the initial ads depict three well-known figures being upstaged by bottles of Tanqueray.

9.   The ad depicts Ramon as a little boy, astride a horse outside a Cuban estate.

10.   The ads depict the Brooklyn Democrat as a proponent of high taxes while working to move education dollars to downstate schools and blocking funds for upstate commuter air service.