81.   Plus, golfers would be able to call any hour of the week.

82.   Problem is, pro golfers are perfectionists.

83.   Pro golfers are not accustomed to being part of a team.

84.   Pro golfers are on the road and on their own.

85.   Professional golfers are an unappealing bunch, a blend of accountants and used-car salesmen.

86.   Pro golfers are independent contractors with worldwide obligations, and they all have to trust the safety of air travel.

87.   Rubin knows professional golfers are aware of the dangers of skin cancer and can often be seen applying sunscreen before playing.

88.   Seven other golfers are within eight strokes.

89.   So are golfers.

90.   So much methane gas is wafting up through vents in the ground that golfers are in danger of blowing themselves up.