81.   My cousin Martha Barton, who lives on the other side of the oak thicket behind our house, called to say she had a nice little Christmas story.

82.   One day, he called to say he had missed work because his grandmother had died.

83.   One caller, Jim from Washington, an affirmative-action opponent, called to say that he was unemployed because he was a white male.

84.   One day while he was pondering how to pay the rent, Shelman called to say that her leading man was in love with her.

85.   One man called to say that because the girls had walked into the motel room, it was not fair to call it rape.

86.   Only hours before Jones was supposed to meet the press at HBO headquarters in New York, he called to say the deal was off.

87.   Parade magazine called to say it was going to do something about the restaurant, and then The New York Times called asking for another tenderloin.

88.   People always called to say beautiful things about him.

89.   Readers who called to say that the column did not read like Molly Ivins were certainly correct.

90.   Said called the cancellation of his speech outrageous.