81.   I bought one anyway, only because I was on a roll and felt I needed at least one of everything that was childproof.

82.   I figured I could find suppliers of doors out in the ethereal marketplace and buy one at dot-com bargain rates.

83.   I probably would buy one, too, if I were in the market for a family sedan.

84.   I politely passed on buying one.

85.   I would have bought one, along with a widescreen TV, had my wife not threatened my life.

86.   I should have bought that one for that shrew of a ... Sorry!

87.   I bought one for Jeff and three for myself.

88.   If they report that their digital phone works fine in the kitchen but not upstairs in the bedroom, think twice about buying one.

89.   If you want instrumental Christmas music that sets a warm, peaceful mood, buy this one.

90.   If you like looking at photos of guns and dead people, rush to buy this one.