71.   The Bildman who wore madras shorts to work and who liked to frequent after-work parties with free-flowing alcohol and Beluga caviar.

72.   The senator is wearing striped shorts whose provenance seems to be either a prison workshop or the J. Crew remainder catalogue.

73.   The ugly blue and red knots of veins that bulged out like clusters of grapes embarrassed him so much that he refused to wear shorts.

74.   The UPS guy wears shorts.

75.   Their point guard wears shorts that look like hip huggers in this saggy-pants era.

76.   There was a kind of unwritten rule that adults would not wear shorts shopping, or in restaurants, or on the street.

77.   They took the style to a lower level, wearing shorts so long they covered their knees.

78.   They walked flat footed and wore their shorts long, kept their hair short.

79.   They will, however, be wearing shorts.