71. A spaghetti sauce that tasted mostly like salt. 72. A regular potato will get soft, maybe flaky or starchy, but it will never taste like much before you slather on the sour cream. 73. Actually, nutria tastes more like beaver. 74. Absolutely fat-free potato chips, snack crackers, cheese curls and tortilla crisps that taste like the real deal are coming soon to a supermarket near you. 75. About the only table wine I would even consider drinking alone is California chardonnay, even though too many taste like liquid candy. 76. Actually, it tasted like nothing much at all, certainly not tofu. 77. After that comes the beer, which is served hot in a silver cup and tastes like sake. 78. Brodo described one lichen he had eaten as tasting like leather and the black tree lichen eaten by some Native American groups as tasting like soap. 79. Both the lemon-flavored and blood-orange oils are very fragrant, and taste like the essence of the fruit, much like a sorbet does. 80. But he soon learned that the road to stardom tastes like the road to hell. |