71. He pumped four approach shots into greenside bunkers, airmailed two greens in the final five holes and collected just two birdies after making nine in the second round. 72. He then knifed his second shot into the left rough and his third into the bunker in front of the green. 73. He shed defenseman Eric Desjardins and went in alone on Hextall, beating the goalie with a beautiful snap shot into the top right corner. 74. He hit his first tee shot into the trees yesterday and practically laughed it off. 75. He hit his next shot into the water, leading to a bogey that virtually assured he would not overtake Woods. 76. He then ordered them to the floor and fired single shots into the skulls of the first two men in line, killing both. 77. He was leading by one stroke when he hooked his tee shot into the woods. 78. He walked up to her writhing body and pumped three more shots into her. 79. He shanked his shot into the greenside bunker that is another of the niceties on this farewell hole. 80. He spun around the startled defender, and volleyed a shot into the back of the net past a diving goalie. |