61.   The school rejected requests to market Northwestern toilet seats and toilet paper.

62.   The purchasing changes wiped out many of the controls imposed in the aftermath of the toilet seat and coffee maker debacle.

63.   The Southwest Texas State team designed the trash cans with toilet seats on top for the toilet tissue toss.

64.   The wife comes home sooner than expected, and heads to the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear.

65.   The Y-shape piece of plastic mounts with adhesive backing under the toilet seat, with a handle sticking out a few inches.

66.   The Y-shaped piece of plastic mounts under the toilet seat, with a handle sticking out a few inches.

67.   This is an ergonomic toilet seat.

68.   Toilet seats?

69.   Ultimately, Samson was sitting triumphantly on the toilet seat himself, she says.

70.   We put cellophane under the toilet seat.