61.   The pagan gods are defunct and the mystical vision of Christianity seems utterly remote.

62.   The romantic polytheist does not believe that there really are innumerable gods to be worshiped and obeyed.

63.   The Vietnamese say their nets are empty because the gods are angry.

64.   There is an old Greek saying to the effect that when the gods are truly angry with a man, they give him what he wants.

65.   There is no god-like power to call the umpires together and order them to enforce the law -- in the best interests of baseball.

66.   There are no gods there anymore.

67.   Their god is Michael Jordan.

68.   They apparently believed that gods were bisexual but that humans needed to have those tendencies excised through circumcision for men and clitoridectomy for women.

69.   They claimed the site was where the Hindu god Ram had been born.

70.   This god is on patrol again these days in this watery land of Fargo.