51.   There are female sports writers and columnists.

52.   There was a salty old sports writer from Nashville, Tenn., who served three decades as president of the American Softball Federation.

53.   They are... you know, why not have them just fax the press release to you like they do to every other panting sports media writer, OK?

54.   Thomas Stinson is a sports writer for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Atlanta, Ga.

55.   Two sports writers walk into a bar.

56.   Veteran Atlanta Journal-Constitution sports writer Tom McCollister died Monday in a two-car crash near his home in Lilburn, Ga., police said.

57.   We interview survivors of the blast, perhaps even our own sports writer Jenni Carlson, who managed to kick out a window to escape.

58.   Well-fed sports writers from around the world mentioned him in dispatches.

59.   Why do sports writers travel so often?

60.   Will sports writers now write game stories based on scrimmages?