51. When one is married, the can opener is always where it should be and food is consumed on plates. 52. While you could call Rover by ringing your doorbell, or call Kitty by running your can opener, teaching them their names is a preferable alternative. 53. With a can opener, remove the tops of the half-empty beer cans. 54. Wolf Brand bought the woman a new stove, had her kitchen cleaned and painted and gave her a can opener. 55. Also make sure there is a non-electric can opener and a flashlight in the house. |
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