41.   Do you know what a screen saver on a computer is?

42.   Download a screen saver to hear Godzilla roar.

43.   Freesaver lists its screen savers in alphabetical order and also provides a thumbnail preview of each one.

44.   Goner arrives as an attachment to an e-mail, and the text of the letter invites you to install the new screen saver attached.

45.   Given this, and the fact that Windows comes with a decent selection of screen savers, the market for these things is amazing.

46.   He also has two children, one of whom is proudly displayed on the screen saver of his laptop computer.

47.   He collects pictures on subjects that interest him and sells them as screen savers.

48.   Having your monitor go black may not be as entertaining as displaying a screen saver, but it is far better for the environment and your electric bill.

49.   He stretches out, staring at the screen saver, grinning, drooling, whimpering, burping and, for at least a few hours each day, napping.

50.   Here, in short, is a screen saver to gladden or infuriate you.