41.   Eat your heart out, Regis.

42.   Eat your hearts out, baseball owners.

43.   Eat your heart out,

44.   Eat your heart out, Garth Drabinsky.

45.   Eat your heart out, girlfriend who dumped me in high school!

46.   Eat your heart out, Oprah and Larry King.

47.   Eat your heart out, Regis!

48.   Eat your heart out, Wired Digital!

49.   Eat your heart out.

50.   Eat your hearts out.