31.   For some people, tying flies might seem a bit moronic, about as much fun as getting glued to a toilet seat.

32.   For those who missed out on the collectible bootjacks or toilet seats, Giants center fielder Darryl Hamilton was happy to oblige his one-time home folks.

33.   He did, however, sit upon the hard, cold porcelain toilet seat in his good suit, to find out how it felt.

34.   He proposed heated toilet seats for pensioners and no closing hours for pubs.

35.   In Japan, a high-tech toilet seat that can be pre-warmed is a popular product.

36.   In Japan, they have no toilet seats.

37.   In this case, the moon is represented by oval picture frames, furniture, and even toilet seats.

38.   Keeper of the talking toilet seat.

39.   Landscapes painted on toilet seats.

40.   Monday I discovered we were missing one of the four little, round plastic thingies that go on the bottom of the toilet seat.