31.   Second prize went to a ready-made piece, a battered tricycle tilted to suggest a boar, by Rike Bartels, a German goldsmith.

32.   Second prize went to Structural Dynamics Research Corporation in Milford, Ohio, for being not so much good corporate citizens as complete and total jerks.

33.   Second prize went to Thomas Phifer, a New York architect in association with the local engineering firm Ove Aup.

34.   Solberg tells me that the prize goes to the fastest slide rule operator.

35.   Special jury prizes went to two documentaries not produced by HBO.

36.   So, the prize went to Allegheny College coach Norm Sundstrom.

37.   Still, as prizes go, filmmakers covet an Oscar because it means more people will see the movie, and that students and professionals will study the film.

38.   The chemistry prize went to a mathematician and a physicist for finding ways to predict the nature of new molecules, including potentially important pharmaceuticals.

39.   The grand prize goes to Bennett, who blasted Pats running back Sedrick Shaw in the fourth quarter on a short pass over the middle.

40.   The first place prize went to a smarmy employee manual written by the Human Resources Director From Hell.