21.   True cats know that built-in obsolescence is a feature of most upholtered furniture, and treat it accordingly.

22.   True cats have perfected the guilt-provoking stare.

23.   True cats love anything that smells bad.

24.   True cat love transcends even shredded upholstery.

25.   You may think you picked a true cat, but the fact is a true cat picked you.