21.   A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.

22.   A recent cartoon in The Journal-Constitution heralded the ownership change by depicting a fan purchasing nails, paint and a toilet seat at a stadium concession stand.

23.   Add the toilet seat by running its bolts through the holes at the back of the bowl.

24.   Certainly no one that I knew said it with a heart-shaped toilet seat.

25.   Clip the little battery-powered light to the back of the toilet seat and voila!

26.   Deadly South American spiders lurking under toilet seats?

27.   Even the trade fair caused some grumbling with an absence of toilet seats in bathrooms at the fair grounds and a lack of refrigerated soft drinks.

28.   Even toilet shapes have changed, so be sure you get the right size toilet seat when shopping.

29.   Even bathroom habits, such as how one squeezes the toothpaste tube and whether to leave the toilet seat up or down, can cause domestic turmoil.

30.   For example, Toto Ltd. of Japan has introduced Zoe, an ergonomic toilet seat, to the United States.