21.   The club indefinitely banned the BBC from post-game interviews after a match last weekend in which it showed Gascoigne marching across the soccer pitch briefly miming playing a flute.

22.   The players worked out for about half-an-hour in a gym before proceeding to the soccer pitch in blinding rain.

23.   The only international-class soccer pitch was abandoned after being covered with volcanic ash.

24.   Vinnie Jones, the former soccer hard man who made it as a Hollywood star, is set to make a return to the soccer pitch.

25.   Vinnie Jones, the former soccer hard man who made it as a Hollywood star, is set to return to the soccer pitch.