21.   LOS ANGELES - A sign said hands off, no flashing, zero tolerance on lewd behavior.

22.   No signs of osteoporosis said her amazed doctor.

23.   Scientology has tax-exempt status in the United States, Canada, Australia and Russia, the signs say -- why not in Germany?

24.   See the world-famous Tillamook cheese and butter being made, big signs say.

25.   Signs say yes.

26.   Signs said the stations were closed to Manhattan-bound traffic.

27.   Signs say it is U.S. government property and warn that trespassers will be prosecuted.

28.   The first sign said there was no standing in both directions at rush hour.

29.   The nondescript sign says Colinga Apartments.

30.   The only sign now said HUERTA LAS ROSALES, and there was no cow.