21. Suddenly, forever, Marshall became Bill Buckner in short pants. 22. The few suits he showed looked beautiful, and those who take short pants seriously might take a shine to the ruffle-edged, knee-length shorts. 23. The most ludicrous thing is a series of photographs of us in little gray short pants and red bow ties. 24. They are corporations in short pants. 25. These juvenile delinquents in short pants crave money and fame. 26. They will have to be broad to carry the burden of having the weirdest person ever in short pants. 27. This is a dysfunctional family in short pants. 28. Those short pants ruling the racks in stores are the hottest look for spring. 29. Until recently members were prohibited from wearing short pants or tank tops. 30. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to don short pants and fight the Redcoats, I am there. |