21.   Mount Holyoke College is investigating lies that a Pulitzer Prize-winning history professor told students about being a Vietnam combat veteran.

22.   Previous policy only required professors to tell their bosses if they were involved with a student they were teaching or supervising.

23.   Professors are still telling jokes at the medical school, but they are a little more politically correct these days.

24.   The philosophy professor often told his students not to fear it, but to embrace and understand it.