21.   But my dad never had to pay an extra dime for the name on the back of my Little League uniform.

22.   Dad has dizzy spells and takes a lot of heart and blood pressure medication.

23.   Dad has four eyes.

24.   Dad has the boy on his shoulders as they make their way to the commuter station.

25.   Dad sure will have a good time.

26.   Dad has a sense of humor many in the Valley might not know about.

27.   Dad has his sights set on bigger things.

28.   Dad has to watch, too.

29.   Dad has, like, five hairs on his head.

30.   Dads may have fatal heart attacks.