21.   The dysfunctional couple next door had another one of their battles royal last night.

22.   The couple have two children Kevin, an Oxford graduated chemist, and Helen, who is a trainee teacher.

23.   Lesbian and gay couples should have these rights, too.

24.   The couple have a three year old son who is now being looked after by relatives.

25.   The couple have had months of treatment for their terrible injuries.

26.   The couple have no car, so the trip across town has to be made by bicycle or on foot.

27.   The couple have since married.

28.   The couple have legal aid and are suing Lloyds for half a million pounds.

29.   But the Vale of White Horse Council says the couple will have to wait their turn.

30.   It came to a head when the couple were having a night out in Ross on Wye, where they lived.