21. He has printed T-shirts and ball caps. 22. He has on a Georgetown ball cap covering a doorag, with near opaque black sunshades and chunks of jewelry dangling from his ear and neck. 23. He delivered his complaint softly and politely, this Iowa farmer, dressed in the unofficial uniform of his trade, jeans and a ball cap. 24. He wore a Timber Country ball cap over his silver hair, those ever-present rose-colored glasses with the Porsche design and a thick Rolex watch on his wrist. 25. He wears University of Texas colors proudly, from the Longhorn tattoo on his ankle to the ball cap he wears when it rains. 26. He wore a ball cap, sunglasses and paper surgical mask. 27. I had my ball cap laundered. 28. I put the ball cap on when I go. 29. I wanted to attribute it to moronity, but in most cases these drivers in ball caps had college decals on their cars. 30. If Alexis de Toqueville showed up, what would he deduce about modern American style and values from observing all of these conformist roundheads sporting proletarian ball caps? |