11.   She was looking for tube socks for her children and found that a six-pack of brand name socks cost the same at Wal-Mart as at Hills.

12.   The electronic bracelet he wears beneath a tube sock on his ankle must not be submerged or removed.

13.   The flute incident is only alluded to, but the beer, laxatives and tube socks all take turns holding the spotlight.