11.   A true cat will really enjoy making one argument now, then switching hats or podiums, proving himself wrong in the next breath.

12.   A true cat prefers your flower bed to her litter box.

13.   A true cat can find and discard the smallest pill in the largest heap of food.

14.   A true cat never fawns.

15.   A true cat is sociable.

16.   A true cat never willingly laps up hairball remedy, no matter what the instructions on the package say.

17.   My cat Killer is a true cat.