11.   Queen Elizabeth II has banned servants from carrying cell phones, reports the Sun, a British tabloid brimming with important news and pictures of topless women.

12.   The parade was interrupted when a handful of topless women and men slipped into the route to protest killing animals for their fur.

13.   The portion the students saw, he says, did contain some brief shots of topless women.

14.   The show also includes a photo-collage by Willie Middlebrook that shows a topless woman on a crucifix.

15.   Then we go inside the club, which is filled with crazed conventioneers and rowdy sailors throwing fistfuls of cash at the many topless women prancing about.

16.   They are preoccupied with mutations, lavish head wounds, disembowelings and topless women with big hair.

17.   This year, Pride Day apparently passed without any men exposing themselves or topless women putting on public displays of affection.

18.   Two years ago, Tiger Woods was embraced on the course by a topless woman at the British Open.

19.   Billboards denounced as sexist for their portrayals of topless women will be removed from Belgian cities, French mineral water company Perrier said Tuesday.

20.   But in Italy, where topless women are common fare in the press, it passes without comment.