11.   I imagined myself old with that home run ball still on my desk, my kids telling their kids of the night we brought it home.

12.   I mean, I can tell these kids I saw Joe DiMaggio play here.

13.   How do you tell kids at school?

14.   I tell my kids when anything in life approaches you, you cannot stop and cry.

15.   I would complete my civic duty, and I would have something to take back to the school and tell the kids about.

16.   I solved this by telling my kids this story happened on another planet.

17.   In fact, two weeks after his ouster, Bugel kept a scheduled visit to an Oakland elementary school and told the kids of his firing.

18.   In effect, we let these leaders carry on an illicit relationship with us, while always making sure that no one ever told their kids.

19.   It also helps that you tell your kids about intolerance, racism, bigotry, colors.

20.   It has little resonance or credibility, and will have viewers wondering just what the heck Hollywood is trying to tell kids these days.