11.   - If the PGA allows touring pros to wear short pants, it will be another sign the apocalypse is almost upon us.

12.   A second straight loss to the colonies might have meant the Tower of London would have received some new visitors in short pants.

13.   But the Steelers are girding for a violent collision against another club that eschews short pants in practice.

14.   Could they wear short pants?

15.   Fans in the third-base grandstand, which was first to lose the sun, shivered in their short sleeves and short pants.

16.   He likes his pants real short.

17.   Here, for the first time since college basketball players wore short pants, was a shooting guard at Washington who could shoot the ball.

18.   It is almost always tended by a man with long tongs, short pants and a tinnie of beer.

19.   On Monday, when the cameras charged him for interviews, Nomo turned around, dropped his short pants and exposed his backside.

20.   Stephen and Gregory in diapers, short pants, blue jeans and tuxedos.