11.   Every computer, file cabinet, desk, chair, lamp, Rolodex, reference book, calendar, spider plant and memo pad is gone.

12.   His shoulder pads were up in his ear, his helmet was turned sideways, and there were often pieces of the Foxboro Stadium turf stuck on his face.

13.   His shoulder pads are teal and orange, Dolphins colors.

14.   His shoulder pads were size XXXXXL, his shorts XXXL.

15.   His career began when pads were requisites stuffed in the shoulder.

16.   If the bonded pad is breathable, allowing water vapor that is coming up through trhe concrete to continue going through the pad, OK.

17.   If the pad beneath your toe is red, you are passionate about life.

18.   If there is lost meniscal pad, it can lead to an aggressive form of arthritis at a relatively young age.

19.   If used properly, the touch pad is less likely to cause repetitive stress injuries because touch-pad users do not have to grip or press anything.

20.   In the kitchen, empty boxes of Lipton tea and Brillo pads are glued side-by-side onto a Pop Art cornice.