11.   And that, sports fans, is how a monster is born.

12.   And maybe female monsters would be somehow different and would teach us different things about evil.

13.   And then I recalled how when I was little that I totally believed there were monsters in my closet waiting to get me.

14.   Another such monster is the airbag itself.

15.   As certainly as airlines serve peanuts, the monsters will always be aboard, riding the wings and feeding on the lump in our throat.

16.   At that time, monsters from outer space were invading movie houses.

17.   After Jack gets Orkified, he joins an Orky therapy group and suffers from Orky flashbacks because the friendly monster is growing sick from poison sludge dumping.

18.   Ah, the green-eyed monster can be very malignant.

19.   But just when it seemed that this tradition-eating monster was out of control, baseball reeled in the Dr. Frankensteins who would remake the game.

20.   Everywhere she ran, the monster would always be right behind her, drooling, making ghastly noises, and breathing down her neck.