11.   AN elderly man told his family he had been thrown out of hospital just two days before he died.

12.   He did say, the man told us.

13.   An enterprising man told the authorities that Mediterranean women love lipstick and the cosmetic was best sold in copper tubes.

14.   An Ohio man told of a man being bumped from behind while waiting to make a turn.

15.   And that, as any good football man will tell you, is the sign of one helluva good camp.

16.   Another man told about the time he got a friend to help him fool his wife into believing that he killed a deer with a stick.

17.   Another man told them to stay back.

18.   Another man tells about a grocery store with the lights out.

19.   Another man told reporters that three men had been wounded.

20.   Any man can tell you that this is not even close to what a woman really means.