11.   Every now and then, my mother would decide to get exotic and make egg salad.

12.   Forget the idea that salad can be made by tossing a hodgepodge of ingredients in a bowl then calling it a day.

13.   I have made this salad multiple times in the past month, to enthusiastic response.

14.   If nobody cares any more, why does Hillary Clinton feel compelled to tell us what a mean tossed salad she can make?

15.   I would never try to make her salad with homemade mayonnaise.

16.   If you make salads as carefully as you would an entree or dessert they can add verve and freshness to a simple dinner.

17.   In fact, the salads are better made at least two days before serving.

18.   Luckily, I made this salad and got it out of the house before my third-grader got to taste it.

19.   Make salad.

20.   Make the salad.