11.   I left the ribs and went to have wine with everybody.

12.   I was having wine.

13.   I had a little wine, a cigar and had sex.

14.   If you want to drink true to your country, save the fireworks for after dinner and have sweet wine for dessert.

15.   If you have a dry or tannic red wine, find the mildest blue with the highest fat content.

16.   Instead, just touch your hand to the top of the glass when the waiter comes around and explain that you do not wish to have wine.

17.   Most of the famous Bordeaux chateaus have second wines.

18.   The restaurant has the wines of the southern Rhone at its fingertips, but its list is sadly mediocre.

19.   They had no choice, since they had no wine from other regions, let alone countries.

20.   Would I ever have enough wine to justify the labor and the cost?