11. No, you cannot have a cow. 12. Socialism, the pamphlet explains, is when you have two cows and give one to your neighbor. 13. The Country House is where Barbie would run, throw herself on the bed and have a cow without her mother grounding her or making her friends go home. 14. They have cows for fresh beef and stocks of wheat and a mill to grind it for flour. 15. This is not to be confused with having a cow, which also takes place on the floor. 16. To teach about animals, the school had a cow, sheep and pig brought in for a day. 17. We had cows everywhere. 18. We have real cows. 19. When you have two cows under communism, government takes both and gives you milk. 20. From that day onwards, I decided that any present I got him would have to have a cow to remind him of us. |