11. Somehow I always expected Richard Simmons, all perky and kooky and calesthenic, to be the first to introduce hairy legs to the elegant sport of synchronized swimming. 12. That husky warble, those hairy legs! 13. Time to ditch the hairy legs. 14. Whenever I travel, I face long lines at beeping machines, interminable delays in the terminal, and all those guys with hairy legs in shorts and sandals. 15. Bodystockings bristled with ostrich feathers like hairy legs of daddy long legs. |