11.   Barbara Walters, eat your heart out.

12.   Better that than eating your heart out thinking how much it cost.

13.   Bill Gates, eat your heart out.

14.   Aaron Spelling, eat your heart out.

15.   But the canning plant in Puerto Asis is only half-built, and few Colombians eat hearts of palm.

16.   But, hey, Bill Gates, eat your heart out.

17.   Dick Clark, eat your heart out.

18.   Deion, eat your heart out.

19.   Eat your heart out, defense.

20.   Eat your heart out, Dick Tracy.