11.   But this is not a column about how moms do all the work and dads do nothing.

12.   Dad did what?

13.   Dad had done something good.

14.   Dad did the same thing.

15.   Dad did three waves on his boogie board and sat on the beach.

16.   Dad does not.

17.   Dad could do a lot of things.

18.   Dad still does the driving.

19.   Even bug dads can do right by their women.

20.   For every criticism, dads ought to give ten compliments -- the opposite of what most dads do.