11.   Donald Judd bought the sausages and Andy Warhol bought a shirt.

12.   For those of us who buy dress shirts from Brooks Brothers, jeans from Levi Strauss, and T-shirts from wherever, gender is a nonstarter.

13.   He owns three Porsches, wears Italian suits and buys custom-made shirts in Hong Kong.

14.   I still get weirded out if I need to go buy a shirt and people are staring at me.

15.   If you want to return a shirt, try Nordstrom even if the shirt was bought at Marshall Field.

16.   Now, his wife buys his shirts at garage sales.

17.   Shoppers can already buy shirts with maintenance-free seams, if they know what to look for.

18.   Somewhere, no doubt, a shopper pondered whether to buy that shirt made in an Asian sweatshop.

19.   That way, when he buys a new shirt, he will see an old one and remember to throw it away.

20.   There was no time to go buy another shirt, so I simply changed in the restaurant bathroom and went to the interview tieless.