111.   Take the kids to the playground.

112.   Take the kids.

113.   Taking the kids to a soccer tournament two counties away?

114.   Take a kid to a ballgame.

115.   Take the kids to the grocery store and stand around in the frozen-food section while they argue about which kind of ice cream to buy.

116.   Take the kids to the Time Out Cafe in the Hall of Champions Sports Museum or the Village Grill, which serves traditional fast-food items.

117.   The argument that it would take kids away from valuable class time is hilarious.

118.   The Department of Human Resources is issuing its annual reminder to parents to take their kids with them when they go shopping, not leave them in a car.

119.   The kids were taken out of school.

120.   The huge pressure to win makes the program desperate to take riskier kids who have little interest in college beyond sports and partying.