111.   If this is golf, why is it nobody good ever wins the thing.

112.   If the norm is the most likely to be genetically healthy, why be drawn to any sign of genetic deviance?

113.   If it were a dessert, it would be lime sherbet, all gaudy and smooth, numbing and unhealthy.

114.   If it were an ocean and the Lakers were shooting peas ... well, you get the idea.

115.   If there is a way to be refreshingly boring, Van Horn has found it.

116.   If you are a CEO, which is what a cardinal is, you need to be adept at taking care of all the parties.

117.   If that is what is happening, then ventilating the basement from April to November might help.

118.   If Deion Sanders was born to be a professional football player, Mike Tannenbaum was born to figure out how to pay him.

119.   If it is refined to be highly effective in monkeys, it could be just a short step to using it to add genes to human embryos.

120.   If Pitino is correct about the dispute being over soon, his players might be wise to begin a furious exercising plan.