91. I went to the modest hardware aisle and instead of finding duct tape, I found a last-plane-out-of-Saigon atmosphere. 92. I take duct tape to my swimming pool like ducks take to water. 93. I bought duct tape somewhere else. 94. If Scotch tape works on most splinters, duct tape should work on all splinters. 95. I have gotten around this safety feature with duct tape because my hands get tired of holding the bar. 96. I have tried everything I know to fix it, which is to say I have tried duct tape. 97. If you have to stay in your room, use duct tape or wet towels at the bottom of the door and around vents to keep smoke out. 98. In Baltimore, Eric Zeier has replaced Jim Harbaugh, whose body is held together entirely with duct tape. 99. In addition to a gun, a ski mask and some duct tape, he took some cocaine, police say, some of which he used. 100. In fact, there was no duct tape to be had at the supermarket. |