91. Will Steelers coach Bill Cowher equip every on-field official with an abacus to make sure they properly count the number of Colts on the field? 92. You can often tell whether an ethnic enclave is thriving by counting the number of blank stares you receive when you speak English. 93. You could count the number of fans at the Polo Grounds. 94. You can count the number of stoplights in Whitinsville on one hand. 95. You could count the number of women in Congress on one hand. 96. You get to count the number of facial muscles in a human head. 97. You need a lot more than your fingers and toes to count the number of times receivers got behind defenders. 98. You can count the number of wholesale club competitors on one hand, with a few fingers to spare. 99. AP reporters across the country interviewed lawyers and reviewed court documents last week to count the number of abuse lawsuits across the nation. 100. At the end of it, officials count the number of arrows embedded in the large, straw target. |