91.   No champion has ever been so honest a choker.

92.   Now there is a champion who can relay his last-to-first tale to any horse whisperer willing to listen.

93.   Now that President Clinton has actually used the line-item veto that congressional Republicans insisted on giving him, its champions are in a sour mood.

94.   Now that seven-time champion Earnhardt is gone, that may be the honest truth.

95.   Now there are seven champions.

96.   No champion was safe.

97.   No champion will be determined any time soon.

98.   Of course, there have been champions all along.

99.   Of course, there are three champions representing the three main sanctioning bodies.

100.   Only six Slam-Dunk champions are still in the league.