1. I had great smell, excellent salivary glands, powerful tear ducts, and the vision of an old mole. 2. Although rabbits, dogs and rats have tear ducts, only humans cry for stress-related reasons. 3. As a celebration of American swimming, these trials pushed all the right buttons and drained all the right tear ducts. 4. But time has played nasty tricks on a genre that aims straight for the tear ducts. 5. By now, the collective tear ducts of the Kuehne family are nearly spent. 6. Earlier this season in an A.H.L. game, McCleary caught a skate in the eye, severing a tear duct. 7. His tear ducts are a big reason. 8. I looked up at the ceiling, thought of a world without the chewy satisfaction of a Chocolate Twizzler, and felt my tear ducts begin to well. 9. In its place, viewers will no doubt see something just as manipulative of the tear ducts, but, ideally, more tasteful. 10. It turned me into a single, oversized, overproductive tear duct. |