1.   Elegant vampire slayer Sarah Michelle Gellar and obnoxious comic actor Jack Black co-host, which is a pretty good visual joke right there.

2.   James Woods stars as an expert vampire slayer employed by the Vatican.

3.   Only a vampire slayer pining for a vampire represents a more doomed relationship.

4.   Sarah Michelle Gellar stars as the vampire slayer.

5.   She is a gorgeous vampire slayer.

6.   Spears was more vampire slayer than coquette.

7.   What do a vampire slayer, a birth control activist, and a cybersex editrix have in common?