1.   And behind that, a convoy of turnip trucks, with Florida election officials falling off left and right.

2.   And though it sounds to critics like a naive reach for easy money, Montana officials say they have not just fallen off the global currency turnip truck.

3.   Dammit, Jimmy, anybody could have fallen off a turnip truck and fixed the Dallas Cowboys.

4.   However, despite outdated map readings to the contrary, turnip trucks no longer take the scenic route past the Sports Arena.

5.   Somebody up front hollers over at Andy, suggesting he got his when he fell off the back end of the turnip truck.

6.   What do they think, we just fell off the exploding turnip truck?