1.   Have tech-stock valuations become so preposterously bloated that even some of the wildest speculators are turning chicken?

2.   Remove brick and turn chicken.

3.   Remove cover and turn chicken.

4.   Turn chicken again and stir in cream, rhubarb and salt.

5.   Turn chicken over and do the same on other side with remaining salt and lemon juice.

6.   Turn chicken over and make an incision on upper part of each thigh.

7.   Turn off heat, and turn chicken over.