1. Actually, the museum is made up mostly of toilet seat lids, not seats, although there are a few seats. 2. Daddy paled and collapsed onto the toilet lid. 3. Each toilet lid has a title. 4. Oh, there are a few toilet seats in among the toilet lids that cover the garage walls and doors. 5. Smith picked toilet seat lids as his canvas because he has a ready supply of brand-new lids damaged during shipping and given to him by plumbing suppliers. 6. The other day, I was attempting to fix a toilet lid that had slipped off one of its hinges. 7. While I showered, Big Tom sat on the toilet lid and talked to me of the cabbages and kings of the fish-camp kitty world. 8. When they lift the toilet lid, a pithy slogan pops up. |