1.   For California partisans, the only thing better would be finding a horse who could knock him off.

2.   The only thing better would be to play the Bengals at home rather than at Paul Brown Stadium.

3.   The only thing better, said Slade, would be to jet to Hawaii to play in the Pro Bowl after concluding the season in the Super Bowl.

4.   The only thing better may be licking your greasy fingers afterward.

5.   The only thing better would be a seat in the Tiger Stadium broadcast booth.

6.   The only thing better would be finding a new ending for that British Open video.

7.   The only thing better would have been the Kingston Trio.